Mac passed these to me in an email. I’m glad he accepts this because it is entirely true hehe..

1.)Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right
And you need to shut up.

2.)Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five
Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to
Watch the game before helping around the house.

3.)Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and
You should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in
Fine.

4.)Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!

5.)Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement Often
Misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and
Wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about
Nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.)That’s Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman n can
Make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before
Deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.)Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question,or Faint. Just say You’re welcome.

8.)Whatever : Is a women’s way of saying to hell with YOU!

9.)Don’t worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning.This is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now Doing it herself (again)